DL-Seppel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fuckin' Zombies]

Kinda nice.

You art kicks ass, but as for animating it, that could use a bit of work. Also, it seems as if the background mp3 is the majority of the filesize. You should compress it, as this doesn't need to be 4 megs.

Anyway, for the good, the story was cute, and the lack of voices was alright. It didn't subtract from the quality of this submission.

Definitely not one of the best I've seen, but still a decent submission. I'd recommend it.

Sipho1312 responds:

yea i just need to learn how to animate...well thats not true i can animate, but i hate usin a mouse to draw everything, all that was drawin with a mouse...so after a while, u get tired of it, so most of the art is motion tweened to get the effect i wanted...but as seen as a i get a drawin tablet, ull see much more hq stuff...

[Madness Avenger]

Better than Madness Redeemer

It's an improvement over Madness Redeemer and a good way to end the series. I enjoyed how more than one thing went on for the most part -- it eased the way of waiting through all the pointless killing.

I'm left with mixed feelings at the end. Though the plot is simple and rather lame, I could understand a bit of character development.

...but I still don't know whether this is a good end, a had end... or just an end.

[SBC Review Commentary 2]

A steaming pile of self-mockery.

Yes, yes, this would have been funny as a joke, but you guys are serious. Hiding in your corners with witless "You're gay" comments and using arguments that don't make sense. Since when does someone have to make flash to know what sucks and what doesn't? Mr. Ebert doesn't direct movies.

This submission was funny until I realized you guys are serious. You sad, sad people. Come back when you've gained some intelligence.

In other words: Don't come back.

TurdClock responds:

Dude fuck off, why would i ever listen to you you sad sack of fucking shit, you havent even made a movie yourself so watch out i may as well have you in the next one and then i don't mean as a good thing. burn in hell bitch.

[Stupid Jack]

No.

A retarded attempt at a laugh. A guy sees a female while walking down the road and walks into a road sign. Har har. It's been done hundreds of times.

Get rid of this.

[QUEST Episode 6]

Cute.

Cute, but way too short. A decently choreographed fight scene and one joke that made me chuckle lighty are all this has to offer. The rest is uninteresting dialogue and half-assed animation.

[The Battlefield III]

Ugh, not again.

It's been done millions of times before, and it was only interesting the first time. All you did was just change the scene and a few variables, and all of a sudden, all the stupid NG kids think its a masterpiece.

It's like porn. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

You put some effort into this, so you get a 1 instead of a 0. Make something less pointless and boring next time.

["Waterman"]

Shameless ripoff.

...what? How dare people compare this to the greatness that is Family Guy. Seth MacFarlane is a genious director.

This, however, was a poor attempt to copy MacFarlane's direction. Other obvious influences included Home Movies and South Park.

The creator of Waterman needs to ask himself what he was trying to convey. The pace of the movie is horrendously rushed -- not in the sharp rush of wit that Invader Zim brings, but rather that of an amateur who has all these ideas, but neglects to present them well. There is little to no character development, which leaves the story with a few sparse, forced gags to go on.

Lasting only 5 minutes, this submission is hardly worth watching.

[Life in Motion]

Very pretty.

I love the beauty in this art, displaying everything that makes life... It's balanced and symbolic, just like nature.

This is some good stuff.

[Sonne]

14

Man, that was the greatest! Especially how all the clocks were like the Jews, getting killed for acting the slightest bit out of line in the ghetto. And that part where Strawberry drowns after the boat sinks brought a tear to my eye. Great use of metaphors as well, like when that girl ate the apple and the chaos began. The only problem I had with it was that the voiceacting was sub-par. That and none of what I said was actually in the animation. There isn't anything good in this flash at all, so I decided to make things up.