DL-Seppel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

Funny.

It gave me a good laugh. Rather high filesize for its length, but oh well. It would've been funnier without the last line from God, but it was still amusing.

At least this will help ban some of the homophobic NG users. :D

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Wow.

Wow, it's very nice. Very, very well done. I found little to no flaws in the animation at all.

However, I don't like the subject matter, but I won't let that sway my opinion.

[The Real Legend]

I don't know, so I'll say it was good.

This was dumb, boring, and yet very funny. The voices sucked too, but it got me to laugh, and it was decently animated.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. OH WELL IT WINS

[No long afraid of thedawn]

Boring.

Angst is lame. You hear hundreds of these sob stories every day, and they're all egocentric and feinted.

Also, you're supposed to go down the arm, not across the wrist.

[NeoJam]

Very well done.

Despite it being NeoPets, I thoroughly enjoyed it -- well animated, good lip-synching, original drawings. You have good potential, and with stuff like this, you're better than NG.

nef responds:

Thankya. Heh, I know Neopets isn't exactly something most NG viewers would like, but what the heck.

[Manga-Gaga 100 Omake]

Well, it's wasn't bad, per se...

Oh boy, ANOTHER flash movie that uses this song. Do a google search for "NUM1000" and you'll find the other 50 flashes that use it. =/

Also, I DID turn this into a DDR song (using DWI). If you wanna play it, AIM me for the files.

So, yeah, at least it was different from the rest of the NUM1000 flashes.

[Moonlight]

Needs more to it than just an ending.

Bad voices, bad lip synching, sloppy use of the ink brush, and obvious Japanese influences. I can forgive all those shortcomings...

...but you can't begin a story at the end. It just doesn't work. The entire tale is voice of any emotion and winds up bring a boring but flashy show of decent animation.

[Chrono Trigger Trailer]

Obviously intentionally bad.

Because Misteroo and I are too lazy right now to work on our own flash productions, we decided to tear apart this one for a good 10 minutes. Here's what we came up with:

-It's 29 seconds long, it consists of sprite tracings, and it has robo-voice

-During the never-ending tweened mouth, there's what seems to be the number 6 on Magus's nose. On closer inspection, it seems the 6 USED to be his nose, but then he shrunk it down on accident and went "OH GOD NO WHERED HIS NOZE GO!??!?!", then drew a new one, totally missing the fact that it was still there in his half-assed attempt of actually having to draw something

-The continually tweening mouth never stops, no matter how long you watch it. Why? It's a loop. Actionscript makes it go back to the frame just before his mouth flips.

-Just before Magus fades in, there's some black lines and some light blue lines. On second inspection, the black lines are the muscles from his arm, a failed first tracing, most likely. The light blue lines are anyone's guess.

Obviously, it's intentionally bad, and we thank you for passing the time before we can go back to playing Kingdom of Loathing.

Mystic-Skye responds:

Obviously intentionally gay! That's what you must be but thanks for the review :)

["Stripped" - VHS]

Nothing original here at all. Blam.

That was hilarious. Combining awful music with traced anime graphics, YOU ARE SUPER GENIUS NUMBAH ONE.

LOL NOW I VOET FIEV ON THIS EVARY DAY OHMYGODDERS

[Priceless Parody]

Not funny.

Not funny. No, seriously, it's just not funny.