DL-Seppel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SBC Review Commentary 2]

A steaming pile of self-mockery.

Yes, yes, this would have been funny as a joke, but you guys are serious. Hiding in your corners with witless "You're gay" comments and using arguments that don't make sense. Since when does someone have to make flash to know what sucks and what doesn't? Mr. Ebert doesn't direct movies.

This submission was funny until I realized you guys are serious. You sad, sad people. Come back when you've gained some intelligence.

In other words: Don't come back.

TurdClock responds:

Dude fuck off, why would i ever listen to you you sad sack of fucking shit, you havent even made a movie yourself so watch out i may as well have you in the next one and then i don't mean as a good thing. burn in hell bitch.

[Final-est Fantasy Ep. 1]

That sucked.

This sucked. If it sucked any harder, I'd probably enjoy it. It's been done, and it wasn't funny the first time around either.

I want to see something ORIGINAL, not just ripped, copied, or stolen crap.

Whack-a-mole responds:

If you want some thing original, go watch something else dumbass.